“It’s ready! There you go! Good food good mood!”
Tiriel put on a big smile and served me a bowl of something.
It looks almost like a stew.
– but what was going on in there?
A rabbit’s head, on the verge of falling apart in the stew, is staring at me reproachfully through the steam. I can see the wrinkles of its brain through the cracks of its head. The soup has bones, fully intact legs, and eyeballs. What a barbaric dish.
Vapor from the stew flew to Diamond on my shoulder.
Even he was surprised at this dish. His legs folded, body flipped upside down, completely dead. He didn’t even twitch, It’s like his heart suddenly stopped.
In normal circumstances, This kind of scene will make a survival instinct kick in, to avoid this thing at all cause, but I am a butcher and a brute. Elvish food looks delicious.
Tiriel, are you madly in love with me that you went to the trouble of making me a traditional home-cooked meal? Next time, she might even let me use the front hole. If I can put a baby in her and then push to be the elf queen, can I be the elf king and have the elf harem all to myself!?
With such excitement, I will savor it with my heart.
Ughhhh, well, it’s ….. not good…………..
What’s this? I think this is the first time I’ve tasted something horrible since I became a butcher…….
The meat I ate from Yufan the other day wasn’t good, but it wasn’t that bad. But this is definitely horrible. Too horrible.
For a comparison, It was like I was eating curry, but it tasted like apricot pudding with durian. It gives me such a strong sense of discomfort. The moment I put it in my mouth, I was overcome with a rancid, nausea-inducing smell and the pungent odor of soup. I can’t even tell if it’s sweet or salty. My drools that were dripping earlier are seeping back into my mouth, and cold sweat is gushing out like a waterfall.
No way, Tiriel…….
Perfect at housework. An excellent wife material. She looks like she just graduated with a hundred points from her bridal training, Is this the once-in-the-century bad cook wife?
Or is this the taste of an elf’s hometown? Is it because she’s an elf from that strange crystal desert place? And what was that secret seasoning you were so proud of earlier? Sand? Did you put in some sand from around here? Or did she put in the secret sand that has been passed down in the Elven family of the crystal desert?
Turmoil raised in my heart. I was thankful that Butcher’s face cannot make that much expression.
I already know the answer, but I’ll ask just to make sure.
『Tiriel …… did you cook a lot?』
『Um, sometimes? I’m better at making pastries. But I’ve done research on medicines and poisons and I’m confident in my ability to mix the right ingredients and stuff! The nutritional balance in this should be perfect!』
Tiriel gave a thumbs-up.
I see. It’s like the result of cooking with only the ingredients in mind. If you apply knowledge of researching poisons to it, it will taste like this…….
Then — out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of Arshella.
She has half-opened eyes and mischievous smile on her face.
This girl…… don’t tell me–.
『Arshella, you should eat too–』
『Ahhhh, I’m good. Burp. You see, I’m full right now. You can have it all if you want.』
She’s tapping her belly. It’s very cute, but I am getting annoyed.
『But you, you haven’t had anything since this morning.』
『You see, We dragonkin can hoard food in our body, so we can keep fighting on the battlefield without eating or drinking all the time!』
Arshella replied with a fake smile.
–You know it, didn’t you?
You know that Tiriel’s cooking was a disaster, and you didn’t tell me.
You set me up…… you little….
Tiriel peeks into my face with her furrowed brow and moist eyes. Her expression is a mixture of anticipation and anxiety, there is no hint of malice in it. None, 0, Zero.
Instead of replying, I took a mouthful from my bowl.
『–It’s very good. Give me the whole pot.』
She smiled and brought a pot with her.
I took it and looked into it. The pot was bubbling despite the fact that it was removed from the fire, the bubbling never stopped. The consistency is amazing. It’s kinda like boiling chocolate. In the midst of it, I can see the teeth of a rabbit chattering….Is this rabbit still alive? That’s ridiculous. When I look closer, I see that the face of the overcooked rabbit is still moving. Is it ….. laughing? The severed leg is also kicking the ingredients in the pot. Its long ears are twitching. It wasn’t my imagination. When I cleaned it earlier, I was sure it was dead ……. how many wicked chemicals do you have to put in to cause this? This is bad.
My Butcher’s body is experiencing intense pressure. I might die.
I took a deep breath and continue to stare at the pot.
『hey. If you’re not feeling well, you can leave it–』
Arshella turned silent as she watched me.
I lifted the pot and slurped it down, Just to spite her.
–Gulp, gulp, gulp…….
Don’t underestimate a butcher’s stomach. I can even take Natsuki’s Hell Ramen.
Arshella looks up at me with a shiver as I continue to slurp. The dragon’s eyes were tinged with awe.
I gulped down the whole pot. Finished.
『finished it. Thanks for the food, Tiriel.』
『No problem, Thank you!』
『It’s full of nutrients, and I feel so much better.』
『Right? I even put in some precious medicinal plant that is said to bring even the dead back to life!』
『I should make you something in return.』
Tiriel hasn’t eat yet and there is no ingredient left
『It’s okay, it’s okay Gevaudan has been so good to me. How about I make you some sweets next time? Cookies, madeleines, or pies? Pies are good, but, oh, what about cheesecake? Souffle Cheesecake, Basque Cheesecake—』
Tiriel counts her fingers and the images of pastries appeared one after the other on her head. They look good. But I am still skeptical of what the final product will look like.
『I want cheesecake.』
『Do you like cheesecake? Leave it to me! when I go back to Faymbaum. I’ll make it and bring it to you.』
『Really? Thank you!』
『So you like sweet things! So cute!』
In response to my thanks, Tiriel giggled, covering her mouth ufufufu…….
Still, there were dark circles under her eyes and she looked tired. She says that the effects of running out of magic power have not yet worn off. She is not well nourished.
『But there is no more dinner for me. I’ll just have to make do with this elves dry bread. But this makes my mouth dry if I don’t drink something. Hot milk would be great…It’s really cold during this time too』
『Then, as a thank you for the meal I just had. I’ll share my milk with you.』
Tiriel wandered around me. She must think I was hiding a milk carton somewhere. No, I’m not talking about that milk.
『My dick milk will make you feel better.』
At my words, Tiriel stopped moving.
gigigi……She slowly looked up at me, with a hardened look on her face.
『What do you mean?』
An oversized question mark was floating above her head.
I was like a natural purifier, I am able to eat something nasty, filtered it through this cursed body, turned it into purified milk. My Butcher’s testicles are very busy now because of the poison I just drank.
『 You said in the bath at that time that you wanted to drink every day, you know? 』
Tiriel held her hand on her mouth and gasped. It seemed to have occurred to her that she slipped up in the past.
『I can eat anything and convert it into milk, it is very popular with the girls. It’s like a health supplement that has protein and magic power, very nutritious. You look very tired Tiriel so you should try it, You will be energized. 』
I heard it’s a bit like a drug. But it’s a repayment for the food you just served me. When I get hit, I hit back. Like a professional I am.
『I’m fine! umm. Look! I’m so energetic now!!』
Tiriel moves away from me swiftly and shows me her two lovely biceps. Her boobs are really small.
『I heard there was once a man on Earth who can turn water into wine. Maybe he’s a changeling. And maybe Tiriel can turn meat into cheesecake once you get energized with my penis milk.』
『Calm down, Gevaudan. You’re talking nonsense.』
『When the male sex drive is maxed out, They can be really stupid. Tiriel’s cooking is the reason I’m like this.』
I put my Butcher’s Lance out as I shift my apron to the side. It was brimming with aggression, like a hungry predator that is ready to pounce on its prey.
『W-w-w-wait a minute.』
Tiriel stared at the swollen tip and backed away.
『It’s okay, everyone says it’s delicious. You can also enjoy it like hot milk if you drink it directly.』
『I-I’m fine thanks♪』
Smiling softly, she refuses
『Don’t be a stranger, I can produce it as much as I want.』
Naturally, I ignored her word and closed the distance.
Tiriel turned and called for help.
But Arshella just sighed and said.
『Just take it, you have nothing to lose anyway』
She did not corporated
『There is! What about my elf’s honor!』
Tiriel’s protests echoed through the forest.
『Y-You heartless! Demon! Fiend!』
Arshella returned her accusation with a sigh.
『For a dragon. Hmm…… it was too intense for my liking…… but you’re right, it was quite sweet. I know you like it too, Tiriel. Actually, it would be better if you recovered and get better soon, so we can make progress.』
『Tiriel, don’t you want to be friends with me?』
I stopped moving and ducked my head down (as much as possible) sadly. She is at a loss for words when she sees it.
『N-Not that I don’t like but….. but look. Look around us. it’s dangerous to do that here! Like, a magical beast could attack us at any time!』
『You are right, your expensive-looking clothes would get dirty on the ground.』
Tiriel’s clothes looked simple but the quality of the material is high.
When I showed my sympathy, Tiriel become lively again.
『Yes, that’s right! I’m glad Gevaudan is such a caring person. What a great friend I have—』
『Well, let’s do it in the ass.』
Tiriel now walked up to me angrily. I saw the moment when her desire to Tsukkomi outweighed her fear. She grabbed my apron firmly.
『Milk! The delicious milk I squeeze out of Gevaudan!? Milk is meant to be drunk by mouth! mouth! m-o-u-t-h!』
『There’s the lower mouth too.』
『Why do you always come up with such an atrocious idea? Fine! I’ll suck you off!! I’ll give you a blowjob!!』
Teary-eyed Tiriel punched me on the apron.
『I heard it’s easier to absorb through the rectum. Diamond』
I signaled, and Diamond perched on my shoulder crunched down and leaped onto Tiriel’s body.
Tiriel’s face turned blue when the mini-tarantulas charged at her.
Diamond swiftly moves around her body and spins the web around her like a lasso, tying it to the trees. I felt a sense of anger and vengeance in his movement. Maybe it was because the steam from the stew nearly killed him earlier.
Thus, in no time at all, she was tied up in spider webs.
『We don’t have a bed so we’ll do it like this.』
I pulled one end of the string, and Tiriel’s body lifted up in the air.
She was suspended by the string and shook her head with tears in her eyes.
『Nooo! I just got rid of all the weird-feeling stuff in my body!!』